Pick a seat facing the room—curiosity beats performance.
Order something that needs two hands; phones are a last resort.
Tip like you’ll return even if you won’t—cities remember.
If someone stares, they’re envying your appetite, not judging it.
Bring a tiny notebook; one line of eavesdropping beats a feed.
Avoid peak Friday unless you love chaos as garnish.
Sit at the bar when you want conversation on your terms.
Chew slowly; solitude isn’t a race.
Pay cash once in a while—time travel for your wallet.
Walk home: digestion likes motion, pride likes air.
Eating alone isn’t lonely if you choose the chair.