The house has a pulse

It isn’t sentience—it’s timing. The mesh router logs retries; the voice assistant mishears your sigh as a wake word; the TV suggests a documentary about penguins because you paused on sadness.

We invited cheap convenience across the threshold and now it watches us rehearse small talk with delivery drivers.

Privacy isn’t a setting. It’s a relationship with who gets to infer your mood from latency.

What to do without moving to a cabin

  1. Segment IoT onto a guest network.

  2. Mute mics by default; reward companies that put hardware switches on cameras.

  3. Assume your TV is a billboard that occasionally plays prestige drama.

The goal isn’t purity. It’s refusing to let your worst night look like a segment in someone else’s dashboard.